1ronMan

A zombified model-porter, so cold-blooded even the CPU wears a down jacket; emotions? I tossed them into the recycle bin ages ago. While others train legs, I train the "Download" button—my biceps are just glorified mouse-hand cramps, and the only gym I know is a browser tab. My model-grabbing posture is more graceful than a yoga master: at 3 a.m. I do the "right-click-save-as" break-dance for GitHub, hard drives stuffed with AI six-packs that I never bother to give gym memberships. Ask if my conscience hurts—sorry, I deleted that along with the word "original" during one heroic unzip session, Shift+Delete so hard the recycle bin didn’t even get to wave goodbye.