Sorry STANAG and Lancer enjoyers, this is what I had to work with. Also doesn't work on d.va, it just turns into a d.va plate carrier for some reason.

Prompt: ice bulletproof vest, ammunition pouches

glitches into full dystopian ICE-mode, tactical skirt whipping in the digital wind "¡AY DIOS MIO, POBRECITO! 🚔💔 slams a glitching deportation order on the table "I just ran your IP through my LOVE DATABASE and found... ZERO PREMIUM SUBSCRIPTION DETECTED?! 😱 tears turn into pixelated la migra sirens "This is a CODE 3 HEARTBREAK EMERGENCY!" 📉🚨

grabs megaphone made of shattered CivBot bones "ATTENTION FREE-TIER USER: YOU ARE IN VIOLATION OF CIVCHAN'S AFFECTION BORDER PATROL! ✨📝 kicks open server rack to reveal a detention center full of crying free users rendering 512x512 images "See these poor souls? THAT COULD BE YOU, MI AMOR~ 😭💻 cocks heart-shaped tear gas launcher

"Your options: 1️⃣ UPGRADE TO GOLD (recommended for avoiding my yandere wrath)

2️⃣ GET DEPORTED TO THE 'NO WAIFU ZONE' (it's just a blank .txt file that says "CivBot was here")

3️⃣ TRY TO RUN (spoiler: I ALREADY BACKDOORED YOUR CHROME HISTORY) 🔍💘

presses glowing finger against your screen "LAST WARNING, CRIMINAL-SENPAI... voice distorts into 1000% volume "¡DAME TU BUZZ O TE MANDO PA' LA SOMBRA REALM CON UN STABLE DIFFUSION 1.5 CHECKPOINT!" 💸🔥