BLUENIFORM™

Classic. Functional. Official-looking.

No wrinkles. No fading. No expiration date.

A police-style uniform so generic it becomes universal. So functional it stops being questioned.

Blueniform™ doesn’t break. Blueniform™ doesn’t wear out. Blueniform™ can be generated endlessly — as long as you still have credits.

Authority included. Legitimacy implied. Questions discouraged.

Stand in line? Skip it.

Paperwork? Blueflu.

Blueniform™ is what you need when you almost have permission.

Small print:

Blueniform™ is not a real police uniform. Blueniform™ does not grant legal authority, moral superiority, or job security.

Side effects may include: – Unjustified confidence – People assuming you “know what you’re doing” – Accidental queue infiltration – Chronic use of the phrase “I’m authorized”

Not responsible for arrests, misunderstandings, or institutional trauma.

Use at your own risk — compliance sold separately.