Impractical Product Design. Retro-Futurist Objects & Overengineered Devices
A LoRA for generating beautifully absurd products that look designed, not functional.
This model specializes in creating high-end, hyper-polished consumer objects that blend:
retro industrial design
futuristic minimalism
whimsical overengineering
luxurious materials (glass, brass, chrome, ceramics, polished wood)
The result?
Objects that look like they belong in a museum gift shop, concept showroom, or alternate timeline, even though their purpose makes absolutely no sense.
What This LoRA Creates:
Pseudo-appliances with transparent chambers, random tubes, and exposed gears
Coffee machines that operate like miniature chemistry sets
Telephones reimagined as espresso makers
Overengineered clocks, condiment shakers, speakers, and other household items
Retro-futuristic gadgets combining elements from the 1950s, 1970s, and 2080s
Products that look elegant, premium, and completely impractical
And more...
Everything appears manufactured, polished, and intentional, even when the device’s design is anything but.
Visual Style
Smooth, curved forms
Mid-century and Art Deco influences
High-gloss enamel surfaces
Brass valves, pistons, gears, levers, and knobs
Transparent glass globes, cylinders, and carafes
Warm wood grains and soft pastel accents
Studio-quality product photography lighting
Clean gray or gradient backgrounds
Suggested tags:
Materials:
Glass
Brass
Smooth [colour] plastic
Glossy Wood
Shapes/features:
Curved
Valves
Gears
Cogs
Vials
The LoRA excels when paired with prompts referencing:
product design, industrial design, retro-futurism, analog machinery, minimal background, studio lighting.
Strength / Settings
LoRA weight: 0.7–1.0 for strongest results, though I suggest 1.0.
CFG: 1
Steps: 9
Perfect For:
product concept artists
visual design moodboards
worldbuilding props
retro tech aesthetics
whimsical “what if” gadgetry
UI/UX and packaging mockups
meme-tier absurd devices
If you love objects that are gorgeous, ridiculous, and strangely believable, this LoRA will feel like home.








