Oi! The Hardest man in London just hit the square! Don't be a pillock. Come and get your Phil!
Man, when I was doing my homework I ran across this superfan's website
I don't think I can top it. But the buzz is already spent. So here it is.
To honor the Superfan site, the Trigger word is : PhilthEE
Weights: 0.8 - 1
Benefits from being called: pink, pale, bald, a human canned ham, raging, alcoholic
Phil has gotten sober and he's trying to be a good man but anything's possible in Walford.
Duff duff...
(Phil is played by classically trained Shakespearean thespian: Steve McFadden)