A sharp 35mm film photo of Illona Staller, her long blonde hair in a messy bun, wearing a faded plaid high school uniform, seated cross-legged on a rickety desk in a sun-bleached classroom. The background reveals a chalkboard covered in chaotic equations, a dusty potted fern, and a single flickering overhead light casting jagged shadows. Her pose is defiantly relaxed, one hand gripping a leather-bound book, the other tapping a pencil against her cheek. The room’s blue-and-white checkered walls fade into a haze of dust motes, while a rectangle of golden hour light seeps through cracked windows. Her expression is aloof, eyes glinting with a mix of boredom and hidden mischief, the uniform’s frayed hem contrasting with her polished, retro glamour.
