A 1990s VHS screenshot of a cheesy late-night infomercial. A salesman with a big mullet hairstyle and a bright teal windbreaker is holding a regular brick with googly eyes glued to it, looking extremely excited and pointing at it. The background is a cheap pastel gradient studio. Large, bold yellow font text overlay at the bottom reads: 'THE PET BRICK'. The image has heavy VHS grain, scanlines, color bleeding, low resolution, and a slight tracking error distortion at the bottom.