27/08/2025:
🕹️ Pixel Suspect Report
Let me introduce the suspect:
🟦 A handful of chunky 8-bit pixels.
👾 A character so blocky he could be from a forgotten NES cartridge.
📺 Background noise that looks more like static than skin.
Zero detail. Zero curves. Zero resemblance to reality.
And yet… flagged as NSFW.
Apparently, in 2025, pixel blocks are too seductive to be trusted. 🙃🎮🚫
So… apparently, this image was flagged as NSFW.
No warning. No message. Just poof, hidden from public view like it committed a crime.
Let me introduce the suspect:
🪨 A pile of extremely well-behaved rocks.
🌿 Peaceful shadows.
🧱 A wall that may have once had dreams of being in a spa commercial.
Zero nudity. Zero people. Zero context for anything remotely "naughty."
And yet… NSFW. 🤨
I have so many questions.
Was the curve of the pebble too sensual?
Did the shadows whisper something suggestive?
Or was it the wall’s peeling texture that crossed the line into forbidden territory?
I don’t know. But somewhere, a robot looked at this and went:
“Mmm. Too sexy. Hide it.”
Look, I get it—AI moderation is tough.
But when stacked stones are considered risky, I think we may have stacked the wrong priorities.
Creators just want to make something quiet. Something calming.
But if serenity is now NSFW…
Well, good luck to all of us.
#NSFWPebbleEnergy
#BannedByStillness
#RocksAreTooHot
#AIHasTrustIssues
#ZenButFlagged
